straightboyfriend:

tretijrebeglock:

tretijrebeglock:

*cocks shotgun*

*cocks dick*

*dicks shotgun*

(Source: snakegay, via cuck-booty)

i arrive at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

the-poetic-mathematician:

peridotslaboratory:

perry the platypus: trapped

backstory: told

inator: out

I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED FROM THE TRI-STATE AREA

(Source: ambiguouslyevil, via thebootydiaries)

samijen:

“You and your son Gavin has recently moved to a new neighborhood discovering several single dads. Who will you go out with?”

ephitania:

dukeofellington:

canecadet:

thetrippytrip:

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name?

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

(Source: Daily Mail, via hand)

dicks-grayson:

Series A Funding Part 1

(Source: gothamcity, via mybelovedmavin)

achievementhunterposters:

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

@achievementhunterposters

(via mybelovedmavin)

church-of-minho:

I hope all my friends dealing with mental illnesses have a wonderful day!

(via hand)

(Source: doujinshi, via rasec-wizzlbang)

fartgallery:

hey who’s ready to PARTY!!! not me bc I’m going to sleep, goodnight

(Source: fartgallery)

linddzz:

linddzz:

linddzz:

There is a big Rich People party happening at the zoo and we have to stay late to smile in front of tanks and talk to said Rich People and on the one hand heck yes Ill take the overtime pay but also like

man i wanna go home

I witnessed a man in a perfectly tailored sleek suit, perfectly coifed silver hair, very shiny cufflinks, the whole deal

and crocs.

And to be honest. Life goals. That’s how you know you’ve made it. When you wear crocs with your suit that cost thousands to a high end social event that was high end enough to buy the zoo for the day. And no one says a damn thing. Good for you sir. You made it.

Just found out that a man who came up to ask what part of the world Green Moray Eels are from, who then chatted about dives and mentioned he’d hate to run into one, who I then told that eels aren’t typically super agressive or territorial unless provoked, and who I had the thought “wow he looks a lot like bill gates” about: was in fact, Bill Goddamn Gates

(via indigesti0n)

this ones for all the porn bots following me:

communistbakery:

tity

(via kiwirail)

encourage:

cuntinued:

cravings:

thecommonchick:

jigglypuffsvevo:

humorous:

nice-wig-janis:

lubricates:

ninejuanjuan:

hello friends i am here

(Source: evilscientist, via thebootydiaries)

joshpeck:

why is he so sad what has been done to him

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